drinks his Boss' wine with
impunity then adds water 2
cover his tracks. His Boss
became suspicious & decided 2
buy pasties (a French wine that
changes color if u add water;
just like dettol). Unaware of this,
atongo, drank from d wine as
usual & topped it up with water.
Immediately he added water, d
pasties became milky & he knew
he was in trouble. When d Boss
came back & saw the changed
pasties, he knew he had nailed
atongo. Atongo knowing he was
in trouble decided 2 stay put in
d kitchen when his boss came
home. The Boss having told his
wife what he observed now
swung into action.
"atongo!", he called from the
sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?".
Atongo: No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no
answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen
2meet him there: "Are u insane
or what? Why when I call, u say
"yes boss" but when I ask you a
question u don't answer me? "
atongo retorted, "hmmm oga
when u are in d kitchen u don't
understand anything at all,
except your name" "Is that so?"
asked the boss, "Okay, go to the
bar stand beside Madam, while I
go into d kitchen; & then, you
ask me a question" atongo
accepted. When his boss was in
d kitchen he shouts: "Boss".
"Yes, atongo" Boss answers.
Atongo then asks, "Who goes
into the maid's bedroom when
Madam is not at home?" No
answer. D boy shouted again:
"Boss, I say who dey sneak into
d maid's room when madam no
dey house?" No answer. The Boss
runs back from the kitchen
shouting "Wonders shall never
cease! Atongo, It is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one does
not hear anything, except one's
name." D wife now very angry,
interrupted, "that's not true. It's
a lie! Without argument." Atongo
asked if she'll enter d magic
kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed.
Atongo asks madam, "Who's
junior's biological father? Me or
d Boss? "Madam rushed out of
the kitchen. "This kitchen needs
2 b renovated...
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